An Entertaining Truth..

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While driving Obamacare against traffic into the Constitution, Barack Obama suffered grievous injuries and died.

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“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems we have a problem. Since we don’t often see people of your stature up here, I’m not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just step aside and let me in;” replied Obama.

“I’d like to, but protocol from the boss dictates that you first have to spend one day down below and one day up here to maintain parity.

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After which, you may choose where you wish to spend your eternity.”

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“Forget it!,’ Retorted Obama; “I was the first black President of the United States, I deserve a prominent place in heaven.

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“I’m sorry Sir; ..we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorted Obama to the elevator and he went down, down, down to hell.

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The elevator doors open and Obama finds himself standing in the middle of a lush green golf course.

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In the distance is a beautiful modern clubhouse surrounded by palm trees.

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Inside the clubhouse Barack Obama meets with his oldest and fondest friends, everyone is ecstatically happy and they reminisced about the good times when they were all getting rich at the expense of the taxpayers.

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Also present was the devil, who was dancing and having a great time.

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Everyone was having such a good time drinking champagne, eating and laughing and talking about old times, that before Obama realizes it, ..it was time to go.

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Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door opens in heaven where St. Peter was waiting to inform him that; …

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So, 24 hours passed with Obama joining a group of angels moving from cloud to cloud, playing their harps and singing.

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They have a good time and before Obama realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Okay, you’ve spent a day in hell and a day in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

Obama reflects for a moment, then answers: “I would never have said this before, heaven has been delightful, however I believe that I would enjoy myself more down below.”

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Accordingly, St. Peter escorted Obama back to the elevator and wished him the best as the elevator doors closed before beginning its journey back down, down, down to hell…

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..the doors open and Obama finds himself in the center of an Arroyo in Arizona, defiled by illegal aliens sense he and Eric holder refused to enforce America’s immigration laws.

The devil can see that Obama was devastated, so the devil put his arm around Obama’s shoulders…

..as Obama whimpered; “I don’t understand what’s going on, I was here yesterday and there was a lush green golf course and clubhouse, I had a delicious meal with a good friend and drank champagne, you were dancing and everyone had a great time.

Now its a wasteland cluttered with filth and garbage and my friend…

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..is under indictment!

What happened?”

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The devil smiles at him and said; …

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Editorial: A vote for any Democrat on November 4th, 2014, is (in my humble opinion), a vote for continued “unemployment” and continued “debt” and “poverty” in America.

Truth forges understanding, I’ll be back tomorrow

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