Re-Circulating..

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According to Webster: “cir·cu·lat·ing,” (in context) To move around from person to person or place to place.

A personal observation; “When you’re young, and life gives you lemons, you make…

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When you’re a “Septuagenarian” and life gives you lemons, it’s pretty common to end up in bed with Vic’s on your chest and a thermometer under your tongue.

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Which is why I’m cheating, and/or, taking the low road this morning by providing you with a chunk of re-masticated…

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Provided by my good friend Kenny from Tehachapi…

Dressed up in a New Suit of course.

Disclaimer: The following “frivolity,” and/or, (foolishness) is provided for entertainment purposes only.

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Our brotheran to the north, and/or, the “Canadians,” have a great handle on how to deal with (bleeding heart) liberals, as exampled in the letter below…

A liberal female Canadian recently wrote a batch of letters to the Canadian government, all grumbling about the treatment of captured insurgents, i.e., (terrorists) being detained within the Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Her requests, i.e., (demands), was to provide more (humane treatment) for the detainees and more consideration for their “religion and culture.”

Her reply from the Canadian National Defense ministry came as the following;

National Defense Headquarters:

M. Gen. George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT

101 Colonel By Drive

Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2

Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letters expressing your profound concern for the treatment of Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces.

All prisoners were summarily transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

The Canadian government takes your concerns seriously, so you will be pleased to learn that we are immediately initiating an organization to be administered jointly by the government and by the participating civilian liberals.

This new task force will be known to the world at large as the “Department of Liberals Accepting Responsibility for Killers,” and/or, (LARK).

Thanks to your concerns and the concerns of liberal citizens like you, Al Qaeda terrorists and members of the Taliban, will now be placed in private Canadian homes like yours and in the dependable care of concerned citizens like yourself to be rehabilitated and re-integrated back into the world at large.

As you were the inspiration for this action, your first detainee is scheduled to arrive in restraints and under heavy guard at your residence in Toronto this coming Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud, or (your detainee), is being transferred into your “charge” with the understanding that you will provide a safe and harmonious environment for him while he is in your home.

To help you with the initial transition, we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.

Although Ahmed is a crazed sociopath and extremely prone to violence, we trust that your commitment to rehabilitate him to accept our “cultural differences” will be carried out with the utmost reverence and compassion.

We understand that you school your two teenage daughters at home and that Ahmed will be joining them in their classes to learn English, as well as how to properly conduct himself in polite society.

Ahmed is a well seasoned expert at making a wide variety of (IED’s), and/or, “improvised explosive devices” from ordinary household products, so you might want to consider keeping those items under lock and key.

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Being raised in a chauvinistic society, Ahmed’s proclivities will be not to accept you as his mentor, or his equal, he will “see you” and “your daughters” as sex objects for purposes of personal gratification, as women are viewed as chattel, and/or, (as property) in the Middle East.

Accordingly, please be advised that your (virtue) as well as your daughter’s “chastity” could be at risk as middle eastern men have little tolerance for women that say no.

You should also be advised that middle eastern men have a long history of enacting violence against women who refuse to comply with “their” middle eastern dress codes, i.e., (the burka), that they explicitly deem to be appropriate attire.

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I’m sure that over time, you and your daughters will come to embrace and relish the anonymity offered by burka.

Remember, the degradation of women is an important part of (respecting) Ahmed’s “cultural and religious beliefs.”

A last note; please be advised that any Jewish neighbours or friends that may visit could cause Ahmed to become agitated and violent.

However, understanding your dedication to your purpose, we here at headquarters are quite confident that you can reason with him.

Take care of Ahmed and remember, …

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..we have a “counsellor” available seven days a week to help you through any difficulties you may encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to life in your home.

Thank you again for your concern. We sincerely appreciate it when caring citizens like you keep us apprised of the correct and proper way to do our job.

Go forward and may God bless you.

Cordially,

Gordon O’Connor

Minister of National Defense

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I appreciate you one and all, I’ll be back tomorrow

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Crusader Rabbit…

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