Upon Request..

Aside from the comments and suggestions I receive from those of you with enough resolve to get involved, once in a while I received a request…

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According to Webster: “re·quest” The act of asking.

The following was received two weeks ago from a woman identifying herself as Arianna…

“Being a regular visitor to your website for more than two years now, I am well aware of your wit…

According to Webster:wit,” The natural ability to perceive, understand and express in an ingenious humorous manner the relationship between seemingly incongruous or disparate things.

(I’ve learned from you). 

Would you please provide one of your (offerings) in satire?

Thank you very much, Arianna.

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According to Webster: “sat·ire,” Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. 

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Good morning America…

I’ve dropped in this morning to update you on some of the things that I’ve done, that no other president in the history of America has done…

Not because I’m black, (and rely on the undeniable fact that white people are afraid of black people) but because I don’t allow trivia such as the law to stand between me and what my radical socialist (slash) communist mentors have prepared me to do.

Like my mentor and hero Richard Cloward who authored the “Strain Theory” a volume that depicts the actions required to eliminate capitalism in America by (loading) the middle class with (higher taxes), to offset the unbelievably monumental cost of entitlements to support the disenfranchised, (or more correctly) to support the “deadbeat society” created by their “Strain Theory.” 

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So of course, I’m extremely proud of the fact that I not only created the largest entitlement program in the history of the world with my (if not for Justice Roberts) ..unconstitutional; “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.” …

I am also pleased that I’m the first President in the history of the United States to lower America’s credit rating. 

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Even as foolish as George was with America’s treasury, he never accomplished that… 

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Suck it George – I’m the man! 

What man is that, you query? I’m the man that moved into the White House without providing a birth certificate, school transcripts or any other legitimate form of identification.

I’m the man that decided to ignore America’s immigration laws to capture the Hispanic vote.

I’m the man that’s held America’s unemployment rate above 15% for more consecutive months than any other president in history and convince the public it was lower. 

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However, that’s not all of who I am. I am astonishing beyond America’s imagination…

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..because I was generated from imagination, like in “Dreams from my Father,” which was generated by my good friend Bill Ayres.

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I’m the guy who not only apologized to his comrades in the Middle East for America’s intolerant, insensitive behavior, I quote from the Koran in public every chance I get, and you fools haven’t got a clue as to what’s really going on… 

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So at the end of the day, you all deserve exactly what you’re getting… 

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..Michele and I enjoying the good life on your dime.

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Truth may not be stranger than fiction, ..albeit when you’re  referring to the Obama’s, (in my humble opinion), ..it’s the same thing.

Satire can also forge understanding, I’ll be back tomorrow

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Crusader Rabbit…

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