Sunday Morning Trivia – Girls just wanna have fun..

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..girls just wanna have fun’un,

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What about me?

I like to have fun – I mean, ..why do you think I became the President of the United States? Simple, because presidents get to play basketball or golf, ..anytime we want to, ..not to mention that we can take a vacation, to Hawaii, or Martha’s Vineyard at the drop of a hat, – because presidents are very important people.

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In fact, presidents are among the most important people in the world. Even if you were just a guy that helped people fill out their welfare applications, ..and lived off of your wife’s salary, ..once you get elected president, you can write your own ticket, – you get to tell everyone what to do, – you get to ride around in helicopters and on Air Force One, – anytime you want to. All you have to do is tell the people that work for you that you want to go somewhere, – and nobody ever tells the president that he can go, – because he’s the President.

I even authorized my wife to dig up the White House lawn so we could grow our own turnips and collard greens. You can’t do that if you work for General Motors, ..or IBM, – they’d run yer butt off their property in a heartbeat.

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It’s great to be the president, I’m a legend in my own time, or at least in my own mind.

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Do you fools think that I care about what people think of me, hell no, – ‘cuz I’m the president of the United States.

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I make decisions that not only affect everyone in the United States, – I make decisions that affect everybody in the world.

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So why in the hell did the kids I grew up with always pick me last?

Truth forges understanding, I’ll be back tomorrow

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Crusadr Rabbit…

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